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Yes, it's true -- for a limited time, I will sign and add a personal message of your choice* of you buy a book via this page, then ship it via USPS Priority Mail to the address you choose (US only, sorry).

Simply add books by clicking the "add to cart" button above, then in the message space, enter what you'd want me to write -- for example, "Dear Bob, happy birthday!".

Enjoy!

- K

*within limits, I reserve the rights to edit or reject. Nothing obscene, racist, homophobic, or otherwise annoying to me personally.